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When I was a small boy, I told my mom I wanted to be just like Will Smith, and be Fresh Prince. And then when I was a teenager, I wanted to be just like Grant Cardone, and be a CEO. Today, as a young man, I have become both.

Mr Fresh's ability to say one thing and its opposite in the same breath, leaving his audience dizzy.

Mr Fresh's talent for making promises so big, they make the moon landing look like a backyard picnic.

Mr Fresh's ego, so large it needs its own zip code and weather system.

Mr Fresh's constant need for applause, as if silence might make him disappear.

Mr Fresh's knack for turning a $5 profit into a multi-million dollar empire, at least in his mind.

Mr Fresh's tendency to flex so hard, you'd think his muscles were made of pure diamond.

Mr Fresh's endearing ability to believe in unicorns, fairy dust, and get-rich-quick schemes.

Mr Fresh's masterful art of making you think his ideas were yours all along.

Mr Fresh's world where there are only two options: his way or the highway (spoiler: they're the same).

Mr Fresh's lightning-fast ability to jump to conclusions so wild, Olympic long jumpers are jealous.

Mr Fresh's Oscar-worthy performances as the perpetual underdog in a world conspiring against his greatness.

Mr Fresh's unique talent for answering questions in ways that make you question the very nature of intelligence.

Mr Fresh's ability to talk about his achievements so vaguely, you'd think he was describing a dream he once had.

Mr Fresh's logic so circular, it could make a merry-go-round dizzy.